But – confession – I have to have my hubby take it away while I;m not here. 9:31 am, December 14, 2011 I wish you and your family A very Merry Christmas & A Happy and Safe New Year!!! That’s a great tradition and obviously one you and your family have a lot of fun with. We never named out trees, but what fun thing to do! 6:45 am, December 14, 2011 If your tree has pink and white ornaments, I think a really feminine sounding name would be best. Cute I find myself naming random things, LOL. ? Crochet Christmas Tree. 9:44 pm, December 14, 2011 I just can just hear those ugly duckling trees yelling taunts back to the “pretty” trees, as you drive away from the tree lot. Merry Christmas from my family to yours!!! at Bonus: We've included lighting tips to make your Christmas decorations really shine. Our trees aren’t cut, they’re still alive in a pot and we plant them after New Years… , But it is really fun to watch them grow and remember the Christmas when it was in our house…. Subscribed to blog via email, OMG I love your hat tradition!!! 10:30 am, View LisaKesslerWriter’s profile on Facebook, http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13110537-night-demon, http://lisa-kessler.us2.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=021315e00577de12b41994e33&id=d2d2bcb9d2, Goodbye 2020! Every year I pick up at least one new ornament. Although it might hurt my husband’s creative spirit…LOL Funny Christmas Puns and One-Liners. My mom still has the album and it’s skips on White Christmas. Awww I love you too Michelle!!! at With the purchase rate of trees dropping 13 points and less people sending cards, bringing in some holiday cheer with a Christmas themed team name will help to create some friendly competition. That is too funny! +5 newsletter subscriber That is so hilariously funny. I follow GFC..Nikki Love those trees, Lisa. 8:11 pm, December 14, 2011 LOL! Now this is what I call Christmas! Just tooooo sad. 5:16 pm, December 14, 2011 Thanks for commenting! Just think, 100 years from now, that wonderful 60s Christmas music will still be gracing the players of my descendants. Walking around that way, at that time of the morning made you feel like Santa was really watching over you and you could almost hear the elves working hard in the shop making those toys. Lol, My family always bought real trees and planted them too! at LOL, I don’t think we have much of a tradition for Christmas specifically, except that every year we change the table decor for Christmas Lunch. Every year, I name my Chrismtas tree. firstname.lastname@example.org, Awww what a sweet tradition Teresa!!! I think I smell a new family tradition brewing!!! LOL They get all cute and proud…, I LOVE your trees!! Oh no!!! Bust a rhyme when feelings are on the verge of getting hurt during the annual family Christmas games marathon. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.â ... We hope these funny Christmas quotes keep you laughing until the New Year! +5 Newsletter Subscriber, I like the open one gift on Christmas Eve tradition… We used to do that when the kids were little to settle them down, but they caught on to I always had them open pajamas! at Ha! I love the Charlie Brown Christmas trees. at I even tried going to a ceramics store to see if they could make me some and she knew exactly what I was talking about but the pattern had been discontinued. Newsletter: yes I’m glad you enjoyed my crazy trees! From shop EACHSTYLE. blog: yes blog-yes Woot! at If you have already decorated your Christmas tree, but haven't found the perfect topper, this list is for you! at email@example.com. *Liked on both FB accounts! at 5:46 pm, December 14, 2011 Thanks for commenting!!! at at *HUGS* , Poor Ken came into our family after this tradition was already started, so while he likes the perfectly shaped Douglas Fir, he’s kind enough to suffer through our poor little ugly trees…, Secretly I think he notices the way the little trees beam once they’re decorated and doesn’t have the heart to turn them away! The trend of Christmas party names has evolved and everyone is coming up with something great! +5 newsletter (subsrcibed twice, but hasn’t sent to email yet), Wow!! at 4:52 am, December 15, 2011 Still have questions? LOL. It was one of those tacky plaster fish and bubble sets that used to be in bathrooms way back when. newsletter: books4me67 at ymail dot com, Thanks for checking out our misshapen trees!!! LOL) and Merry Christmas!!! 8:46 pm, December 14, 2011 All-Out Mod. People all over the world find creative ways to deck their halls with DIY Christmas trees. Also, I thought a visual description might help you help me a pick a name that is fitting! Christmas Ornament, Cute Christmas Tree Decor 2020 Funny Santa Xmas Tree Decoration Personalized Name DIY Creative Decorations Indoor Party EACHSTYLE. 1:03 am, December 14, 2011 I don’t know how silly you’ll think it is, but when I moved out on my own, I decided that I was going to have a theme Christmas tree & only bought what I call “critter” ornaments. Book stalkers are the best! at We imagine how the hoity-toity perfect pretty trees probably look down on the misshapen trees and taunt them about being the last trees on the lot. $13.95 $ 13. So each year they have fun coming to my house and playing with all of the Teddy Bears. 5:42 pm, December 14, 2011 There has been only one Christmasâthe rest are anniversaries. I’ll make it easy: Twitter: yes That is hilarous! Last year, the bend in the tree trunk was so stark that we couldn’t put a topper on it. See our list below for ideas, or use our Christmas tree business name generator. Best of all, we’re giving away over $80.00 worth of prizes! 3:59 pm, December 21, 2011 at A true blessing!! Love the trees! Fun to be in the blog hop with you!!! 1:39 pm, December 14, 2011 Thanks for commenting and following!!! twitter- LuvToRead09 Over $80 of prizes just in time for the holiday season! ;D Thanks for sharing your memories and holiday with us! One tradition we have is to choose one gift to open Christmas Eve. The first tree they bouth (in 78 I think) is huge, taller than the 2 story house and about 15+ feet wide at the bottom. THanks for following me everywhere!!! She always gets a “Charlie Brown” Christmas tree because the poor thing ends up on the floor most of the time anyway because the cats can’t resist climbing in it. We will put on Christmas music, pour us some egg nogg, and off we go decorating. at at It feels like we’ve seen this movie a million times already, but it always makes us laugh. also get the newsletter and follow the blog. LOL, Okay, I was almost rolling on the floor over your trees. That is the BEST, WEIRDEST, most FANTASTIC holiday tradition I’ve heard in a very long time!! Yeah to Panda for thinking up such fun names for them, especially “crack baby tree”. I wish I had room in my back yard to plant a bunch of “ugly” trees. My kids just laugh and Dad laughs right along with them! 4:09 pm, December 14, 2011 Further Reading. Donât forget to add your favorite to some custom Christmas t-shirts, custom ornaments, or face masks. Here is Willâs collection of amusing Christmas trees, both real and artificial. 9:02 pm, December 14, 2011 Elana - A Greek variant of the name Helen and the Hebrew name llana, meaning 'tree' (Hebrew), 'bright one' and 'shining one' (Old Greek). All you have to do is show up and comment on each blog to be entered for the grand prize drawing of eight e-books and a $40 Amazon Gift Card! LOL Do you cook it, or do you have a local Chinese retaurant that’s open on Christmas Day? See more ideas about christmas tree farm, farm logo, tree farms. Thanks for commenting Nat!!! No plain old glass balls, stars or bells on my tree & I only use white lights. I have a fake tree because I put my tree up a day or two before Thanksgiving to enjoy it for a long time. Thanks for commenting Kathryn! what should I name my christmas tree (a little early :) )? My kids are 5 & 10 so we have our chinese food & A Christmas Story tradition & they love it . at Friend on GR 5:26 pm, December 14, 2011 at No connection to Christmas, but it really looked like an Eleanor :) Last year she was named Belle, like Christmas bells. Merry Christmas from my family to yours!!! Several years back, I found the CD at a store (thank you, record company, whoever you are) and I bought two copies so I’ll have a back up when I wear out the other one. Itâs known for its flattened, needle â¦ 5:43 pm, December 14, 2011 truebookaddictATgmailDOTcom, Ha! at And I had no idea you could plant a tree after it had been cut. I made sure my husband knew if he ever wanted to get any for the rest of his life, never to bring home a flocked tree again. Christmas Team Names . 11:52 am, December 14, 2011 3:36 pm, December 16, 2011 | Lisa's Lair. Be sure to comment on all 8 author blogs for a chance to win the GRAND PRIZE…. at 12:11 pm, December 14, 2011 Hmm. That has to be THE coolest Christmas tradition I have ever heard!! at There's nothing like a beautiful real Christmas tree to grace your home during the holiday season. thanks for making me smile! What's a good name for a brunnete girl? 11:37 pm, December 14, 2011 I have every year since I turned 18 and that was a long time ago!! We don’t name our tree, because we have the same artificial one every year, but if we did, I’d have to call it “Cat Bait” since our cat just HAS to attack it lol. People everywhere are finding new creative and funny ways to set up Christmas trees. Merry Christmas!!! Thanks for arranging this fun blog hop Lynn!!! And I love how you plant them in the back yard and have so many wonderful Christmas memories associated with each one. Maybe the weirdest tradition is we always watch The Christmas Story when we decorate our tree. +2 Twitter as @BookOwner 5:47 pm, December 14, 2011 newsletter subscriber Happy holidays to you and your ugly trees. If that's not taken, it's a little parody on the former name, it's accurate, and it's simply easy to remember. Hahaha! No doubt there are many more puns to be made, so weâve gathered together a list of tree-related words to help you come up with your own tree puns. And we always turn the bald spot out. I don’t even have a tree up this year. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Awwww!!! friend on gooreads and added night demon to to-read list- shadow kohler Love this. at What an awesome idea to pick the “ugly” trees and name them. What cute trees! Awww we love A Christmas Story too!!! LOL I’m glad they made you smile… , Let me start off by saying that each and every one of those tree’s are beautiful in there own way. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. I hope you have a very happy holiday! i am following you on fb,twitter and network blogs. Are you looking for the best team name? Christmas is a holiday filled with traditions, but it doesn't mean that your holiday decorations have to be traditional. What a fun tradition you have! We always check out the smallest ugliest ones at the tree farm, but never have the nerve to bring one home. 12:30 pm, December 14, 2011 I am a fan at Goodreads, I follow you via Twitter; I follow via Networked blogs and subscribe to your newsletter! , Became fan on Goodreads (love the Cruella look!) Our tradition is to play family game marathons. LOL. Last years tree, we could see right through and Mom had some major issues hanging ornaments on it because the branches were too flimsy. at Yea, it’s been a good year , YAY!!!!! Gotta love the crack baby bush. 12:13 pm, December 14, 2011 It keeps us connected to him in a very positive way. 4:01 pm, December 14, 2011 I knew you all were fun people. Amazingly, even my husband will participate in this….kids love it! +2 Added Night Demon on my To Read List Fun post! goodreads follower at 6:30 pm, December 14, 2011 So which name do you prefer? ... 50+ Christmas Puns Yule Laugh Out Loud To Thought Catalog 50 Hilarious Dad Jokes Your Friends Are Going To Hate You For Making Trace the scars life has left you. 25 Tree Puns That Are So Funny You Wood Not Believe It By Molly Burford Updated October 17, 2018. Each year, everyone in the family writes a goal for the next year on a slip of paper and puts it inside the ornament, being inspired by the memory of my dad to reach that goal. fb- shadow kohler I never thought of naming a Christmas tree….. 5:52 am, December 14, 2011 I like Clara, Angelina or Holly. We start house decorating Nov 1-the tree doesn't go up until the first week of December. LOL, Adopting ugly trees = perfect! LOL, Sounds like a fabulous Christmas tradition to me!!! Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Linda!!! How fun!!! Natalie/Natalia - means 'Christ's birthday'. 2:32 pm, December 15, 2011 at LOL So they stopped asking for one on CHristmas Eve! 4.5 out of 5 stars (296) 296 reviews. Oh I love MIckey’s Christmas Carol!!! And Doug Hundley of the National Christmas Tree Association explained why he believes a real tree is a better choice than an artificial one. How do you think about the answers? LOL, My Dad just got his first ever flocked tree this year… My step-mom is already not excited about all the white mess everywhere! Hereâ¦ Love IT! I bet the little ones love going to your house!!! wanda flanagan friended on Goodreads Missy Carter I have LOVED YOU EVERYWHERE! Michelle Ken loves that album too!!! Even after two years, this little guy still thinks he’s a bush and grows sideways instead of up! I might have to start something like this. I don’t really have anything special along the Christmas tradition line but I can tell you about working in Disney World’s Magic Kingdom during the holidays. Book stalkers are the best! I am pretty much stalking you everywhere I can goodreads, facebook, twitter , Hi Lisa! Awesome Tradtion! at 11:25 pm, December 13, 2011 Thanks for commenting (and making me jealous! 10:01 pm, December 15, 2011 June M. Dad bought a scorched tree!”. . "For every tree that's harvested, they plant at least one (and often two) back. at On the way home, my youngest looked at me and said, “Mom, I’m glad we picked that tree. i think the closest my family comes to a Christmas tree tradition is that we put it up the day after Thanksgiving. . My son went to daycare when he was 4 years old and made a Santa face of a half empty bottle of javel with red and white wool poked through holes to make the hat, beard ; black for the eyes. 3:41 am, December 14, 2011 I get attached to cars (Right now I drive the Resisty) to computers and yes, to Christmas trees! Hey Lisa!! Those were good times. GR- yes firstname.lastname@example.org, Pingback: I love your post! Christmas Tree Quotes | Xmas Tree Poems & Funny Jokes Enjoy the happiness of Christmas holiday season with these best Merry Christmas Tree Quotes and Cute Funny Xmas Tree Jokes . How wonderful to have those memories every time you look out the window. at We do that with all the kids and their friends on New Years’ Eve every year… SO fun!!! Facebook..Sherri McCarver Lisa – I name just about everything ELSE but the Christmas trees. at 8:19 pm, December 14, 2011 Awww thanks Maggie!!! at Check out some of the best Christmas team names in the list below. LOL It was almost impossible to string lights on it that year because it’s branches were growing straight up in some places! Oh I love the Chinese Food tradition!!! http://www.goodreads.com/lisakessler and/or add Night Demon to your to-read list http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13110537-night-demon, 5) Sign up for my newsletter and get +5 entries! Just because Christmas is a holiday filled with traditions doesnât mean your holiday decorations have to be traditional or boring. Thanks for the opportunity to win and for sharing your trees. Scroll down to see the best examples!.. So far, this is my favorite blog post of the season. Tuesday December 13 and Wednesday December 14, 2011. 5) Sign up for my newsletter and get +5 entries! There's a kind of glory to them when they're all â¦ More info here… http://wp.me/P221Uz-2V9, Two days. We don’t get live trees, but i would definitely name them, too, if we did. Added Night Demon to my “To Read” shelf 8:18 am, December 14, 2011 What a wonderfully fabulous Christmas tradition, Lisa. a signed set of Night Walker trading cards!!! Just love it. Yum! I usually have the kids decorate a fake one in their playroom. “Show Mommy how the piggys eat!” LOL, Thanks for checking out our cut misshapen trees!!! 3:29 pm, December 15, 2011 Step up your dad joke game this holiday season with these best Christmas puns that will make this the most punderful time of the year. at 6:36 pm, December 14, 2011 , Thanks for checking out my crooked forest!!! at Pros: Classic, strong Christmas tree scent that lasts; doesnât lose its â¦ 11:10 pm, December 14, 2011 | Lisa's Lair, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ577BkxJD4, http://www.authorlisakessler.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Sentinels-of-Savannah-video.mp4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH6oJLEucxU. Concolor Fir. This adorable tree â¦ Merry Christmas Sharon! Rather than trees, food, friends whatâs that one more thing which always makes it more memorable.. think! Funny Tree Meme Knows He Was Doomed From The Start Picture. 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